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BELGIUM’S #1 Digital Marketing Agency REVEALES WHY...

BELGIUM’S #1 Digital Marketing Agency REVEALES WHY...

PEOPLE HAVE 'KILLED' FOR THIS INFORMATION, GOOGLE ADWORDS THAT DO SO MUCH MORE THEN GENERATE CLICKS, GUARANTEED.

Get your Google ads done by a gladiator, and infinitely expand your market share, more leads, more sales, and ROI put your competitors out of their misery.

YOUR BACK UP AGAINST THE WALL AND THE WOLVES HAVE BEGUN CIRCLING

YOUR GOOGLE ADS AREN’T CAPTURING LEADS
THEY AREN’T CONVERTING OR GENERATING SALES
YOU’RE BARELY GETTING CLICKS, LET ALONE ANYTHING ELSE
YOU’VE CAMPAIGN IS BURNT OUT AND NEEDS WORK
YOU’VE TRIED OPTIMIZING IT YOURSELF, NOTHING’S WORKED

And that’s why you’re sitting in the corner using your own tears to nourish your pain and self-pity.

There aren’t any sales coming in, you’ve told people you’re a business owner, but you’re not getting any… business…

Whatever happened to that cheerful young buck with hope in his eyes and dreams of a better future?

You know, the idealist that you once were, everything was meant to work out for you, you were gonna be different and there were supposed to be more photoshoots and trips to the Bahamas.

You didn’t listen to the Nay-Sayers, you did your own thing, and you were passionate about it, maybe you still are…

But those dreams, the fresh-faced guy had, they’re gone. Like a brick to the face, reality can hurt.

And you're no closer to reaching that marketplace of infinite commerce than the rabble of peasants ambling about in far the reaches of the roman empire…

BUT IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE THAT WAY…

If only you had the resources and knowledge to bring that marketplace to your front door and then offer to every corner of the empire at the same time. 🤡

If only you had listened to your mom back in 07 and done a trade… 🤡

If only you hadn’t forked out last month’s rent and paid a “guru”, “Google coach” to upscale your marketing ability and transform you into a maestro of the internet… 🤡

And then you were still conned into purchasing his master’s finishing workshop… that’s your grocery money all gone… 🤡 🤡 🤡

No sales, no leads, a trickling of clicks if you’re lucky, and absolutely no ROI. 🤡

Before it’s too late, and you end up living in someone’s basement, stop whatever it is that you think you’re doing because it ain’t working…

Maybe you disagree, maybe the creature comforts of your basement paradise are underrated.

You’ve put in the hard work, you know, you’ve done your research, watched a ton of YouTube tutorials,and you’re just about to get your big break.

Climb back into bed if you want to see that dream manifest, because here, in reality, it’s just not going to happen for you.

If you still subscribe to that con artist of “Google Ad guru”, hit unsubscribe now.

There is no way on this planet that they’re ever going to translate content into sales. 😖

Those opportunists couldn’t move a crowd of hungry peasants into a buffet, let alone train individuals in 6 hours to master the complexities and nuances of Google Ads. 👎

So maybe our title is a little misleading…

We’ve killed competitors and pulled basement dwellers, like your future self, out of the muck with our Google Ad Campaigns

Your prospects are milling around in the vast empire that is Google.

They don’t even know you exist, they’re out there though just waiting to be hypnotized by targeted, effective copy.

But, there is always a but, there are thousands of competitors out there and they’re casting superstition and doubt over your every effort.

The rabble is uneducated, your prospects need to become aware but how can they when every John can put together a Google Ad?

Try selling them water, better yet try giving it away for free and you’ll still strike out if you don't have the right copy on your side.

Your Google Ad has to quite literally cut through to the bone in order for them to notice you. 💥

If you can’t shake them into seeing the value that you offer then just do yourself a favor and walk out into the woods, leave your folks a note, and stay there.

We’re not monsters, we’re gladiators

We’re not intentionally cruel, these are just the facts..

THE AVERAGE USER SEES AROUND 100 ADS A DAY
THE AVERAGE CLICK RATIO IS UNDER 5% IN MOST NICHEINDUSTRIES
IF YOU CAN’T PUT IN A UNIQUE, GRIPPING HEADLINE- GET OUT
IF YOU HAVEN’T DONE, OR YOUR “GURU” HASN’T DONEAN AVERAGE CTR ON YOUR INDUSTRY - GET OUT
METRICS, CLICKS ARE NOT THE GOAL, IF YOU’RE CELEBRATINGOVER CLICKS - GET OUT

If you want to understand how to generate sales, come in and come closer…

So let’s paint the scene, technicolor, there is a superhighway of traffic that can reach every corner of the empire, but on your way to each little village and the global marketplace there are obstacles.

Some poser gurus, you’ve probably already met, who mislead you along the way.
Some poor choices, you try navigating the path on your own.
The peasants stone you on arrival and you are forced to leave, empty-handed…
Plenty of others on the same path are beating you to every village and leaving you penniless
And worst of all, you remain hopelessly in denial whistling dixie as you aimlessly continue on your path to nowhere.

BUT WHAT IF YOU HAD HELP, OF A REAL AUTHORITY BEHIND YOU?

What if you had an armed escort of gladiators, familiar with local customs and in sync with the environment that you find so foreign?

Well, things would be different, wouldn’t they?

They would.

You’d be welcomed like a hero, in every town.

Bards would sing of you and your well-armed entourage in every corner of the empire.

So what aren’t you doing right?

We’ve made that pretty clear by now, everything.

But that’s okay because we’ve cracked Google’s code and we know the secrets to getting your sales figures moving up faster than Charlie in that crystal elevator.

So…

Give our gladiators the fight that they live for, give yourself more than a fighting chance.

Taste victory, we’ve gotta say it’s pretty sweet.

And we would know, we’re kicking-ass on the regular and forging empires for our clients, with plenty of broken and bloody competitors lying in our wake.

We leave them there, defenseless, shell-shocked as a message to all the wannabes who think they know what they’re doing.

Who think they can stand against even one of our gladiators, they’re going to fail.

If you aren't protected, shielded and aggressively pushed forward by our team of bloodthirsty, copywriting, nunchuck wielding gladiators then step aside we have real work to do.

GLADIATOR-TIER GOOGLE ADS THAT BRING THE NITROUS TO YOUR SALES, LEADS, CONVERSIONS, AND ROI BEYOND WHAT’S HUMANLY CONCEIVABLE

We don't run around like the village idiot, your “super influential google guru marketer”, we just say it how it is…

Cue war horn blaring loudly…

And we’re the best…

Just ask the competition, oh wait, you can't.

They aren’t around anymore.

We painted the Sistine chapel of Google Ads in minutes, which Michael Angelo took 4 years to complete. We do it in a breeze with our Google Ads.

And how do we do it so effortlessly?

It's all in the data. But, what we do with that data is what makes us such vicious, bone-crunching gladiators.

Ready to draw and quarter your rivals, competitors and anything that gets in your way.

The secret to Google Ads is enrapturing your audience's attention within milli-seconds.

When you’re working in characters you need to be more than Shakespeare to captivate a trigger happy web surfer, each click needs to be a certifiable lead, and each lead needs to become your customer.

Begging for your product and willing to stand in the rain if it means that they’ll get a slice of that sweet apple pie you’re selling.

So you can finally tell mom that you're a success…

So you can finally get a convertible and feel the wind in your hair as it starts to grow back after years of stressfully falling out…

NOW, A LITTLE TASTE OF WHAT SPEAR THROWING, CLICK CAPTURING, HIGH-CONVERTING GOOGLE ADS LOOK LIKE.

We specialize in…