If you still subscribe to that con artist of “Google Ad guru”, hit unsubscribe now.
There is no way on this planet that they’re ever going to translate content into sales. 😖
Those opportunists couldn’t move a crowd of hungry peasants into a buffet, let alone train individuals in 6 hours to master the complexities and nuances of Google Ads. 👎
So maybe our title is a little misleading…
We’ve killed competitors and pulled basement dwellers, like your future self, out of the muck with our Google Ad Campaigns
Your prospects are milling around in the vast empire that is Google.
They don’t even know you exist, they’re out there though just waiting to be hypnotized by targeted, effective copy.
But, there is always a but, there are thousands of competitors out there and they’re casting superstition and doubt over your every effort.
The rabble is uneducated, your prospects need to become aware but how can they when every John can put together a Google Ad?
Try selling them water, better yet try giving it away for free and you’ll still strike out if you don't have the right copy on your side.
Your Google Ad has to quite literally cut through to the bone in order for them to notice you. 💥
If you can’t shake them into seeing the value that you offer then just do yourself a favor and walk out into the woods, leave your folks a note, and stay there.
We’re not monsters, we’re gladiators
We’re not intentionally cruel, these are just the facts..
THE AVERAGE USER SEES AROUND 100 ADS A DAY
THE AVERAGE CLICK RATIO IS UNDER 5% IN MOST NICHEINDUSTRIES
IF YOU CAN’T PUT IN A UNIQUE, GRIPPING HEADLINE- GET OUT
IF YOU HAVEN’T DONE, OR YOUR “GURU” HASN’T DONEAN AVERAGE CTR ON YOUR INDUSTRY - GET OUT
METRICS, CLICKS ARE NOT THE GOAL, IF YOU’RE CELEBRATINGOVER CLICKS - GET OUT
If you want to understand how to generate sales, come in and come closer…
So let’s paint the scene, technicolor, there is a superhighway of traffic that can reach every corner of the empire, but on your way to each little village and the global marketplace there are obstacles.
Some poser gurus, you’ve probably already met, who mislead you along the way.
Some poor choices, you try navigating the path on your own.
The peasants stone you on arrival and you are forced to leave, empty-handed…
Plenty of others on the same path are beating you to every village and leaving you penniless
And worst of all, you remain hopelessly in denial whistling dixie as you aimlessly continue on your path to nowhere.